National Night Out August 7th and Funeral for The Wicked Witch of Countryside

I found a UTube clip titled "Funeral at Countryside". It gave me the idea to have a ceremony after putting the feed on Tuesday evening. The winner of the naming contest will be announced. The "noname" wicked witch will be present at the ceremony to accept her name/fate. We will then have a procession in full regalia (all wearing our Save Countryside T-Shirts) carrying her with us as we walk the Ranch and Mattaponi gauntlet. We will then stop at the Save Countryside Banner for a moment of silence, stick (name here) into the ground beside the banner wearing the Countryside T-Shirt. Have her pointing at the banner and leave her there to whatever fate may befall her. Oh, the humanity!